The Archon Zac is the title given to the Zacarian man of Zelch, an intergalactic guardian of peaceful, unassuming planets. How he found himself in this earth-bound realm of sword and magic even he is unsure.

Bo Zimmerman is the principal coder of the CoffeeMud code base, and agitator for the expansion of the capabilities of his mud.



Loki is the Viking god of fire and mischief. Since there are no more Vikings, the Archons were able to bring him to CoffeeMud for close to nothing.

Tim Kassebaum is both a builder and principal designer of the CoffeeMud engine. He has also shown tremendous skill at testing the AFK features of the system.

Xanxir is the Dark Lord of CoffeeMUD. With devious cunning he can mete out fierce challenges, twisted puzzles, or trying conditions to the mortals falling beneath his vile shadow. His vile blade is ever ready to mete out a sinister justice

Lee Fox is a developer by trade and contributes code to CoffeeMUD when he can find a chance. He yearns to one day either win the lottery or join a roving band of Hungarian fur traders.

Pulse was just a particularly irritating wave form when the Archons of CoffeeMud were tricked into buying him from the drummer of a rock band to use as a noise. He was promoted to keep him out of public places.

Stuart spent many a painful time on the "casting couch" before breaking into the elite hollywood ranks. Since the movie market for computer-generated mice collapsed, Stuart has had to take up building areas on CoffeeMud, for which he has shown some promise.

Rexxar is a big, ugly, mean Orc who rose to power because none of the other Archons had the spine to stand up to him when he declared himself among their ranks.

Paul Benson is a consultant on CoffeeMud design issues, and a contributor of some of her areas. He also looks very silly in expensive evening gowns and high heels.

Jordana is peaceful mindflayer, using her abilities to better the world instead of harming it. Her kindness is unmatched, though her wrath can be eternal when crossed.

Stefanie is a world builder on coffeemud, a full-time wife and mother of 3 and a full time student.

Virax was not born -- not created; 'he', for lack of a better word, simply came into existance -- into a world devoid of life and colour. Nor is Virax smarter than the average bear. Merely, Virax is that which thinks around a problem rather than at it or through it. The 'mind' of Virax runs through millions of permutations of maybes and possibilities, spewing forth a dearth of ideas both brilliant, inane and pathways to better creations.

Ben works days as a Security Officer in the court system of his home state down under. He somehow convinces any visiting criminals that he's better than them. Mostly because he hasn't been caught yet.